Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Kuroshitsuji (黒執事): His Butler, On a date!?

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※★Sebas-chan's Worst Nightmare★※
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     It was a calm and clear night, as the butler of the Phantomhive residence went to the door.  taking a deep unamused breath, Sebastian Michealis opened the door to find the Shinigami known as Grell Sutcliff standing there, in a red and black dress and wearing a sparkling black, bejeweled crown with a matching feather boa.

"Oh! Sebas-chan! tonight is the night we FINALLY get to be together!" he said in his most annoyingly cute voice. "but, you don't seem the least bit amused.  Is something wrong, my love?"

Sebastian took another deep sigh, closing his eyes and crossing his arms.  "I want you to know, that I am only doing as my lord asks.  I am in no way going on a so-called "Date" with you, nor will I ever be obligated to do so."

"Oh!~ <3 but its so ROMANTIC!"

"Lets just get this over with.  I have to be back in time to fix the young lord's dinner and get him ready for bed.  Now, how about you go and get out of that ridiculous outfit and lets go, before I decide to change my mind."

With a disappointed sigh, Grell grabs his boa and flings it to the side, and in one swift motion, Grell is back in his normal uniform.  "There is that better, my Sebas-chan? hmmmm???"

"fine, lets just go.  But first, I need to stop by the Undertaker's office.  He has some information that I need to retrieve."
And so, both Butler and Shinigami go on their way.  As the night wears on, Sebastian begins to grow weary of Grell's begging and pleading and unfortunately for him, he must cater to the Shinigami's every whim at least until midnight. 

:::Flash Back:::

"SEBASTIAN!"

"Yes, my lord?"

Sitting at a rather large oak desk, and sitting straight and upright, is the last known heir of the Phantomhive estate. His name; Ciel Phantomhive, a young aristocrat who had made a contract with a demon, in order to exact his revenge on those who had nearly destroyed his family name. The name that Ciel had given to this demon was Sebastian Michealis. 

"I have a rather horrid request of you.   I understand, that you don't want to do this, but I think it vital in my achieving revenge before you devour my soul."

Sebastian lifts his head in surprise.  "and what, may I ask is it that you wish of me?  you know I am ALWAYS at your service."

"I know, but this is ermm...well, its rather embarassing actually....I need you to go out on a date with that flamboyant Shinigami, Grell Sutcliff."

The black butler looks up suddenly and in shock, not even realizing that he is overflowing his master's teacup.

"Y-you want me to what?"

"You MIGHT want to stop pooring the tea, if you don't mind.  Your getting it all over! Disgusting!" Ciel said chiding the demon.

"W-what? Oh! Forgive me young lord! I did not realize that I was making a terrible mess! I shall clean it up immediatly! be right back!" And with those words, Sebastian was off like the wind and back in under 2 seconds.

"Now, back to what we were discussing.  You are to go to the Undertaker's and get this information from him.  Now, this envelope is NOT to be opened by anyone or anything except him! though, I am sure you can already guess as to what its contents is."

Sebastian nods.  "Indeed. you are correct, I do know what is in the envelope, but I assure you, no one else with see what is inside."

Ciel, satisfied with that response cocks his head to the side while resting his chin on his hands. "Your date should be arriving any minute! no go Sebastian! and remember, don't fail me!"

"Yes, my lord!" Sebastian says while bowing.

:::Back To Present:::

"so you see, as I was telling William, "Sebastian Michaelis isn't a threat! and I can't help it that I am so taken by him!" and he said "It doesn't mattter! he is still a vile akuma! and must be dealt with!"  I just wanted to take out my death scythe and cut him open!! that would teach him to say foul language about you, Sebas-chan!"  Grell continues on talking not even realizing that Sebastian has stopped and is suddenly taken by a momma kitty and her babies.

"s-so adorable! S-so innocent! Their paws are so soft and squishy and there is a certain innocence about them!  ah! I don't know what it is!" he said picking up one of the kittens and letting it nuzzle him.  he then watches as the other kittens crawl over to him and begin climbing on him. "now, now little ones! you must becareful of the suit!"

Grell, while infront of Sebastian stops and looks around, it isn't until he turns around that he notices the love of his life down on the ground playing with kittens.  "OOOOOHHHHHH! so CUUUUUUUTEEEEEE!!!! EEEEEEE! I MUST take a picture!" He then whips out his camera and then snaps several photos of Sebastian with the kitties. 

Finally, the butler stands and walks away.  as he does so, Grell sneaks up behind him and puts the camera out infront of them. "WAAAAHHH!!! This will be a date to remember!!! Me and Sebas-Chan!!!! Who would have guessed that a Shinigami and a demon would make such a lovely couple! Our children  will be blessed with both looks and personality! and we'll live in a little country cottage and I'll be the ULTIMATE housewife!" Grell explaines and then takes a deep sigh. "Ahhhh! We truely are a match made in heaven!!!"

Sebastian, while Grell is next to him, turns his head away defiantly.  "I already told you, I am only doing this as per my young lord's orders! We are NOT on a date!!" 

"Say Cheese!!" Just then, Grell snaps the photo, but Sebastian, never once looked into the camera. 

"OMFG!!! THIS IS TOTALLY GOING ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!! Shinigami Grell and Akuma Butler Sebastian Michaelis Together Forever!!!  XOXOXOXOXOXOX



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